Things that are hilarz to me

When people say things that show how obviously fake they're being. For example, fake compliments.

Case in point:

Comments like "cute pic, cutie, etc.", when you can't even see what's going on in the picture. I try to make sense of it, like maybe there's something there that I don't see. But after a few minutes of failing to do so, I realize that either I'm blind or the commenter must be extremely creative to see something I can't. It annoys me yet, at the same time it's just like, wow how blatantly hard are you trying to climb that social ladder that you have to resort to using bs compliments to get in good with that person?

Trashy/Classy - Hoop Earring

Hoop Earrings.

Other than looking like you're still following a trend that was popular 5 years ago, you also look completely trashy. I don't really see the appeal in wearing earrings that go down to your shoulders and that you can put your head through. Now, how about a classy pair of studs that actually complement your face and don't make you look like you bought your earrings at the 99 cent store. Hoops can be nice, however, if they're appropriately sized and they don't just look like wire circles. My favorite pair of earrings were these gold dime-sized hoops that had a single diamond in them - until I lost one of them while skiing. FML. But whatever, point is, the bigger the hoop, the bigger the hoe.

c'est vrai

Your result for The Quick & Painless ENNEAGRAM Test...

5 - the Observer

Thanks for taking the test !

you chose BZ - your Enneagram type is FIVE (aka "The Thinker").

"I need to understand the world"

Observers have a need for knowledge and are introverted, curious, analytical, and insightful.

How to Get Along with Me

• Be independent, not clingy.

• Speak in a straightforward and brief manner.

• I need time alone to process my feelings and thoughts.

• Remember that If I seem aloof, distant, or arrogant, it may be that I am feeling uncomfortable.

• Make me feel welcome, but not too intensely, or I might doubt your sincerity.

• If I become irritated when I have to repeat things, it may be because it was such an effort to get my thoughts out in the first place.

• don't come on like a bulldozer.

• Help me to avoid my pet peeves: big parties, other people's loud music, overdone emotions, and intrusions on my privacy.

What I Like About Being a FIVE

• standing back and viewing life objectively

• coming to a thorough understanding; perceiving causes and effects

• my sense of integrity: doing what I think is right and not being influenced by social pressure

• not being caught up in material possessions and status

• being calm in a crisis

What's Hard About Being a FIVE

• being slow to put my knowledge and insights out in the world

• feeling bad when I act defensive or like a know-it-all

• being pressured to be with people when I don't want to be

• watching others with better social skills, but less intelligence or technical skill, do better professionally

FIVEs as Children Often

• spend a lot of time alone reading, making collections, and so on

• have a few special friends rather than many

• are very bright and curious and do well in school

• have independent minds and often question their parents and teachers

• watch events from a detached point of view, gathering information

• assume a poker face in order not to look afraid

• are sensitive; avoid interpersonal conflict

• feel intruded upon and controlled and/or ignored and neglected

FIVEs as Parents

• are often kind, perceptive, and devoted

• are sometimes authoritarian and demanding

• may expect more intellectual achievement than is developmentally appropriate

• may be intolerant of their children expressing strong emotions

Renee Baron & Elizabeth Wagele, The Enneagram Made Easy. Discover the 9 Types of People.

Harper: San Francisco, 1994, 161 pages

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